Daughter of the Bribe

A sunglass brand left me a voicemail last night and asked
me to attend a press launch event at 7:00 am. Not wanting
their first impression of me to be all Demi Lovato pre-rehab, I declined instantly. I don't get out of bed until at least...7:45
on a Friday. 'If you decide to attend, we will be sending a
driver to pick you up.' I hopped out of bed. Oh,
what time did you say?

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